jokes

Patient to his doctor: I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse. What can I do? 
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Doctor: Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I’d also like to remind you about the 800 USD that you owe me?

A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just shut up.”

I really can’t stand it when homeless guys shake their cups of money at me. Do they really have to rub it in that they’ve got more cash than I do?



Tip, tap, tip, tap, who’s eating my lactose-free, vegan, gluten-free, bio, Fairtrade house?

– Janice, 573, Evil Witch Keeping Up With the Times

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